Saturday, April 26, 2008

muternya kejauhan bang..

yak, cerita ini fresh from the oven..

jadi begini, ceritanya saya di malam minggu yang mendung ini baru pulang apel siaga ke rumah mayor cantik kesayangan saya..

di perjalanan dikarenakan ada suatu acara yang sepertinya cukup besar dengan mengundang habib-siapa-gitu di sebuah mesjid di jalan yang saya biasa lalui ketika berangkat dan pulang, maka jalannya pun diputar..

dan yang jadi masalah...



mutarnya itu jauh banget! entah kemana... saya merasa di negeri antah berantah...

pengen ngomel2 juga ngomel ama siapa... ngomel sama yang muterin juga bisa2 pulang2 bonyok..

sampai akhirnya kembali ke jalan yang saya tahu..

ternyata benar.. muternya cukup jauh..

saya pun ngomel2 dalam hati..

tapi ketika telah sampai rumah, ternyata waktu sampainya juga ga beda jauh dari biasanya.. B-)


tapi, saya yakin bukan saya saja yang ngomel2 karena acara itu.. acara ibadah yang mestinya bisa berpahala bagi siapa saja, bisa jadi malah berkurang pahalanya karena ada orang yang merasa didzalimi.. dan ga semua orang yang lewat situ beragama yang sama bukan?

mungkin kalau muternya deket tidak apa apa kali ya.. tapi mungkin bagi orang2 tertentu bisa jadi lebih jauh banget...



punya pengalaman yang sama?

Friday, April 25, 2008

Solutions For Hawaii Property

If you heard or read about Bali, then you must be thinking of one of beautiful island in Indonesia. But what I am got to post here is about a help for your investment property.

Do you like going to Hawaii? Yes, I already said to my reader dozens of times, beside Bali, it is a beautiful island. Do you want to stay there? If you ask me, then I will say that I want to stay there. Well, it is a beautiful place, right? What are you looking for anyway.

If you want to stay there then you must have a property or at least rent a property. Imagine about your Kauai real estate. Your own property in Kauai! Or are you searching Kauai condos for sale? You also can find Kauai rentals for property. Whatever your case is, you can count on Bali Hai Coldwell Banker. They are able to assist about property you desired. Their knowledgeable Kauai real estate staff will help in finding any Kauai real estate listed for sale with the Hawaii MLS: Hanalei homes, Princeville condos, or beach front villas.

Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?

Ok, last night I watched a quiz in TV called "Are you Smarter than a 5th grader?".

So in short, the quiz is a television game show format based on asking grade-school level questions to adults.

"Each game is played by a single contestant who earns money incrementally based on a payout ladder by answering simple trivia questions, with the game themed as a school quiz. The game relies on the fact that an adult would not know the information generally taught in elementary grade school, due to the fact it is rarely used in adult life." - wikipedia


And last night contestant was a woman who has business major in college.

She got a question like this :


if Y = 3x

3x = 12

then Y equals?


and guess what.. she can not answer it! doohhh....


it tickles me that this quiz is a lie..


but wait...

can you answer it??

makanya.... beli dvd bajakan...





yah, inilah saudara2.. kualitas dvd bajakan setelah beberapa saat..

stiker/sablon/sampul/apa-lah-namanya-benda-yang-nempel-di-cd-nya itu terkelupas..

namanya juga dvd bajakan..

untung kualitas gambar sama subtitle englishnya (bukan subtitle malay pastinya) keren..

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Know What is Mortgage

Do you ever use any mortgage? Mortgage is a simple way to make yourself get what you want. A mortgage is the pledging of a property to a lender as a security for a mortgage loan. So you must have atleast one property in order to get the loan. You can use the loan for whatever purpose you wanted.

I will make an example. For example you want to buy a building for your place to work. But you only have one single house. If you have the cetificate of the house, then do not worry. You can lend it to a lender in order to get money to buy the building. If you already have money that you can pay it back. That is if your work is a success. But if you failed to pay then your house will be in the lender’s hand. It is quite simple.

There are a lot of benefit to use mortgage. There is also the negative. But if you done it well it will give benefit both for you and the lender. The one thing you must know about is mortgage rate. Mortgage rate is different for every lender. Just know it well before you want to use mortagage.

Windows Virtual Memory is too Low

Sering kali saat saya nge-blog saya mendapatkan pesan seperti itu di komputer saya,

lengkapnya:

" Windows - Virtual Memory Minimum Too LowYour system is low on virtual memory. Windows is increasing the size of your virtual memory paging file. During this process, memory requests for some applications may be denied. For more information, see Help."

emang saya ngapain ya sampe Virtual Memory-nya Windows rendah..

Emang si biasanya pesan itu muncul kalau saya nge-blog + download pakai Limewire + nonton Smallville via DivX player..

Mungkin keberatan kali ya memory ya?

Solusinya berdasarkan orang2 di Yahoo Answer ialah mengubah settingan virtual memory di control panel --> system --> advanced..


tapi banyak juga yang menyarankan beli RAM baru yang lebih tinggi... (T_T)

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Get Your Extra

Do you want to make money from your blog? The way is simple. Join bloggerwave. Just write and express yourself. Easy, right?

Both ways are benefit from it. Use your imagination of words to do it. Just be free to express your mind.

You can write about almost anything but must related to the thing. I believe all of you can do it.



Forgotten band of the 90's : Vertical Horizon

That same year another band would show up to provide a few hits to the post-grunge era.

Vertical Horizon would pony up the hits “Everything You Want”, “You’re A God”, and “Grey Sky Morning” before disappearing into rock folklore.

It should be noted that the band enjoyed critical success even before making it big, and many have never heard their earlier works “There and Back Again” and “Running on Ice”, the latter featuring the drums of Carter Beauford of Dave Matthews Band fame.

Forgotten band of the 90's : Tonic

Tonic didn’t make a splash until later in the 1990’s;

they would produce two big hits with “Open Up Your Eyes” and probably their most popular song, “If You Could Only See.”

They would close the decade out in 1999 with the song “You Wanted More.”

Angel's Hair Style

Conceived in some ways to be the "white light" to their fellow labelmates Kiss' black darkness, Angel were too early (1970s) to cash in on the primping pop and slick guitar leads that would be all the rage once the band went their separate ways.

They were clunky.

They were corny. Their keyboard player--Greg Giuffria--ended up being the most successful member, when it was clearly obvious that Punky Meadows, who even got mocked by Frank Zappa with "Punky's Whips," should've been the big star.

But their LOGO read the same upside down!

L.A. Guns' Hair style

Known by many for being the band that once contained (if one could actually "contain" such a volatile gas) Axl Rose, L.A. Guns managed to be a legitimate threat on their own.

However, if you're one of those people who likes to keep a "family tree" of band members, you've got a virtual forest on your hands here,

as it appears that every musician in L.A. spent at least a week in this band.

Enuff Z'Nuff's Hair style

Is it because they came from Illinois?

Or because you could hear the Cheap Trick and Beatle influences?

Or because rock critics liked them while all the other bands were getting mercilessly slagged? (Crap, Rolling Stone named them "Hot Band of the Year" in 1991, the year Nirvana broke!)

For whatever reason, Enuff Z'Nuff never caught on, the victims of bad spelling and a deadly conspiracy.

There is still time to rectify this injustice. But not much, so hurry.

Faster Pussycat's Hair Style

Speaking of cats, Faster Pussycat, named after the Russ Meyer film Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!,

had the misfortune of releasing their debut album just as Guns n' Roses were issuing theirs and the charts just weren't big enough for the two of them.

Timing is everything.

Kix's Hair Style

A great cereal and an underrated band.

Kix never achieved the success of many of their fellow foot soldiers, but when Kix did have their brief moment of breakthrough it happened in classic hair-metal style.

With a ballad. Like nearly every other band on this list, the band connected with the masses with a song--"Don't Close Your Eyes"--that doesn't best represent their sound.

But the money was green and after years of mayonnaise sandwiches, I'm sure the band was only too happy to add some ham to the mix.

Internet TV


Hey, have you watch live video live via internet? Cool isn’t it? You don’t have to turn on the television anymore to watch video. There is Internet TV now. Even you can do live chat.

The site design is created to make you feel comfortable when you watch video. You can choose to watch something live or recorded. I think the site design is a little bit too dark. It needs something fresh.

Scorpions' Hair Style

I leave these good Germans to represent all the hard rockers (Rainbow, Dio, Judas Priest...) who were less about the hair and platform shoes but still managed to entertain the masses with very loud guitars turned to 11 and anthems that required singers trained in vibrato and operatic arias.

"Rock You Like A Hurricane" may be their most known tune, but "Blackout" and "No One Like You" deserve to be put in the time capsule as well--if only for their great approximation of the English language.

Motley Crue's HAir Style

Mick Mars may be the creepiest looking guy in music--and that's saying something.

And Tommy Lee may only be "lovable" to women who regularly appear in centerfolds. But I wasn't planning on inviting these guys to dinner.

On some level, you expect to hear that your rock stars do not behave like choir boys or even decent human beings.

Whether they drink the blood of goats or indulge in enough recreational narcotics to have a poppy field named after them, it goes with the territory.

Their greatest sin isn't heroin, it's their inherent corniness.

KISS' Hair Style

This is a tough one.

Because technically Kiss were at their best in the 1970s when they were a complete circus act.

By the time the ‘80s rolled around and they switched members and dropped the face paint, they hit and mostly missed.

Then again trying to explain to someone why "Firehouse" and "Love Gun" are genius and "Let's Put the X in Sex" is not requires a level of intricate logic that only a true Kiss fan can explain and/ or understand.

Glyconutrients


Read my post carefully, because I am got to tell you something which is very important. Have you hear about glyconutrients? Or nutraceuticals? Yes, it is a new word for you. But maybe not all of you.

Nutraceutical means the combination of nutrition and pharmaceutical. Are you understand? In other word it means something which is natural but have a pharmacological effect in your body. I am guess that it is clear enough for you to understand.

Glyconutrients is connected with nutraceutical. It is a new and more specialized type of nutraceutical. What are the function? The function of glyconutrients are support our tissue cells to make their work more effective.

Our body needs help from the outside. There are things that produce in our body so we do not have to consume something from the outside. But there are things that our body can not produce, so we need consume it.

Believe me, you are going to need glyconutrients. You must buy glyconutrients. Even the health master from Intern Medicine and Pulmonary Department thinks that glyconutrients play an important part in the revolutionary against the disease.

There are many functions of glyconutrients, many of them have not discovered yet. The functions preventive self-care, slow down aging; build endurance, sexual function, and fertility, help you lose weight and gain muscle, prevention from sun damage, osteoporosis, and cataract, improve memory and learning, lowering your anxiety level and improving your sleep, reversing heart disease, and many more.

Wow! The functions are so many that I am tired to tell you all. But really, just buy glyconutrients and use it. Decided by your self if it is a better solution for your health. Prove that glyconutrients is the future of medicine!

DEF Leppard's Hair Style

Their producer, Robert John "Mutt" Lange, deserves to stand alongside them.

These English lads knew a thing or two about writing catchy tunes when they first arrived on the scene, but it was their apprenticeship with Lange that led to the meticulously crafted pop-metal that defined the era and put these guys a solid foot if not yard ahead of their competition.

Others tried to copy them and ended up with corporate sounding, lifeless junk.

These boys found a way around that where that was the point.

Van Halen's Hair Style

Not really glam in the traditional sense, Van Halen with David Lee Roth at the helm were the flashiest dudes on the scene.

Punks mocked them, but Roth was always in on the joke.

He knew he was being absurd. Of course, reams have been written on Eddie Van Halen's guitar prowess.

But what really drives this band is the chemistry of the band itself. The rhythms are virtually jazz, the guitar licks are avant-garde and DLR's sense of scream pure camp.

They put the blues in a blender and made it shake. And have you seen junior's grades?

choose this not that... (version 4)

or

Black Forest


Protein : 7,1 gr

Carbohydrates : 89,9 gr

Fat : 23,9 gr

Total Calories : 403 cal



Cheese Cake


Protein : 9,7 gr

Carbohydrates :44,3 gr

Fat : 36,3 gr

Total calories : 543 cal



Choose :
BLACK FOREST


( but because i don't like black forest, i choose cheese cake, especially made by her..)

all you have to know about coffee



Coffee is one of my favourite drink. I drink it often, mainly before my work out or if i want to study late.


I'm gonna write about coffee from the health side.


First the plus side :

1. Coffee is proven to reduce the risk of Alzheimer's disease, Parkinsons disease, Heart disease, Diabetes Mellitus type 2, liver cirrhosis, and gout

2. The antioxidant in coffee prevent free radicals in causing cell damage

3. The smell of coffee can restore appetite and refresh olfactory receptors


Then the minus side (the most main problem is because of the caffein):


1. It increase the risk of acid reflux and associated disease

2. Drinking caffeinated coffee can cause a temporary increase in the stiffening of arterial walls

3. Excess coffee drink can make you lack of magnessium

4. It also may become risk factor for coronary heart disease

5. 10% of people with a moderate daily intake (235 mg per day) reported increased depression and anxiety when caffeine was withdrawn


So, to drink or not to drink?

Forgotten band of the 90's : Gin Blossoms

“Hey Jealousy”, “Allison Road”, “Until I Fall Away”, “Found Out About You”, “Follow You Down”, and “Till I Hear It From You”;

who could ever forget the Gin Blossoms?


They’ve been on the road for the past year promoting their latest album, “Major Lodge Victory”.

Running All The Way


What is your favourite sport? Basketball? Football? American Football? Golf? Running? Many sports must using shoes to wear. Especially for running.

Running is a simple sport. You just need to move your foot to do it. Just swing it and then you will go fast and faster. It is better to do running with running shoes. It is to protect your foot. You don't want your foot to get hurt while you are running, right? It is also to make your run with more comfortable.

There are many brands of popular running shoes, started from Adidas, Nike, Puma, etc. Choose shoes that are suitable for you and your foot. Remember, be healthy with a healthy way.

Forgotten band of the 90's : Silverchair

While many have forgotten about Australian rockers Silverchair,

their true fans have not, as Silverchair have gone on to continue to make critically acclaimed album after album,

and are set to release “Young Modern” in April.

Many remember them from the hit “Tomorrow” which was released in 1995 while the band was still in high school.

Forgotten band of the 90's : Better than Ezra

Better Than Ezra made a name for it self in 1994 with the hits “In The Blood” and the ever popular “Good”.

They would go on to produce hits throughout the 1990’s including songs like “Desperately Wanting” and the hit “Extra Ordinary” in 2001.

Their last album, Before the Robots, was released in 2005.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Joke - Argument

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.

The next day, the wife feeling badly about what happened, decided to buy her husband a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf.

The wife talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest. "How much is it?" she asked.

"One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so. "But it comes with an inscription," the pro said.

"What kind of inscription?" she asked. "Whatever you wish," he explained. "But, one of the old golfers' favorites is: 'Never Up, Never In'."

"Oh, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife. "That's what started the argument in the first place."

Joke - Enlarging

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.

One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. The husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long will this take?” she asks. “They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?”

The husband shrugs. “Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?”

Colostomy and ostomy supplies

Do you have to do colostomy and ostomy? If yes, do you join any insurance company? Yes, are your insurance company give you money you need for it? No? That's what i think.

Nowadays many insurance companies paying very little for colostomy and ostomy supplies, but you don't have to worry. Hocks is your solution. They offers these items at a significant savings to its patients. Hock will give what you need.

They have been playing in this area for quite so long. So they already have good reputation. Hocks carries a complete line of both Convatec and Hollister for the ostomy patient. Also they have skin preps and skin care for the patient.

Hocks also has been selling online since 1997 and is well respected in its community.Hocks Pharmacy are the leading online retailer of diabetic supplies. They have many variety of products thatn you can count of it.

Funny Pic - What if UFO really comes to earth?


Funny Pic - Indian Moon


Guinness Gamer World Records for BackGammon


Do you know that backgammon online game operator has applied for a Guinness Gamer World Record in farthest backgammon dice toss? Isn’t it cool? So what do you think why they do this? I think that their goal to announce and promote Backgammon Masters Backgammon Freeroll tournaments.

The tournaments are held every Tuesday and Friday at the online backgammon site. So how is the plan to make the world records?
They plan to toss the dice from a helicopter! Right, from the sky! Can you imagine that?

Backgammon is already an interesting game. And it is online, which you can play just sitting in your personal computer or note book. With just one click, you are ready to go to the world of backgammon. Now, they make an exciting show to promote backgammon, even better.

Do you know who is the pilot of the helicopter for online backgammon promotion? He is Quentin Smith. He is the expert in this kind of situation. He has been in many extreme situations. This great show needs great pilot, he is Quentin Smith.

And guess what, special event tickets will be sold to the event and all proceeds will go to charity. So you have to watch it!

Joke - John Smith

This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband?

He died many years ago." Saint Peter asks, "What's his name?" "John Smith," replies the woman.

"Gee," says Saint Peter, "we've got a lot of John Smiths up here. But sometimes we can identify people by their last words.

Do you happen to remember what his last words were?" The woman thinks for a moment, then says, "

Oh yes! I remember them! He said that if I ever slept with another man after he was gone, he would roll over in his grave." "Oh!" says Saint Peter. "You mean Whirling John Smith!"

Joke - Secret Service Blonde

The Secret Service was looking for more employees.

They put up a sign and the next day they picked the next three people.

They brought the first guy into a room and gave him a pistol and said"

Your wife is in that room go in and shoot her" The guy looked at them and said" No I can't do it"

So the Secret Service brought out the next guy and told him the same thing and handed him the gun. "

He went into the room and came back out but he didn't want to shoot her.

So the Secret Service who was really desperate brought the last person in. She was a blonde so they were worried.

They said" Your husband is in that room and I want you to shoot him." "Alright" she announced.

She went into the room and the Secret Service heard alot of crashing and banging. They went in and found the man dead. "What the hell is going on" "Oh The gun was a blank so I beat him to death with a chair."

No Fax Payday Loan


Do you know what is a pay day loan? A payday loan or cash advance is a small, short-term loan that is intended to bridge the borrower's cashflow gap between pay days. So you who are have less money until the pay day can loan some money just for you. This way of loan money to the people who need it is bring benefit for both side, the people who loan it and the people who give loan. Everybody have their benefits.


First Class Cash Advance will help you to loan money. They will assist you with all of your cash advance needs. They are specialize e in searching for the best cash advance for you . Just sign up and they will help you.

The criteria for people who can get the pay day loan are Unites States citizen who above 18 years old, employed or on a government program, must have a monthly income of at least $1000 (or if on a government program, $800), and you must have an active bank account.

After you sign up then you can start getting the payday loans! Easy isn’t it. So what are you waiting for? Get your no fax payday loan now!

Funny Pic - The rumour is false..


Funny Pic - Break Hell Glass!


Poem - I wish I were a cliff

I wish I were a cliff
Rather than a gentle hill
That climbing up on top
Might be some kind of thrill.

I wish I were a sand dune
Rather than a verdant garden
That my undulations
Might your passion harden.

I wish I were a vixen
Rather than a faithful dog
That you might pursue me
With more than just a nod.

But I am the one I am
Rather than the one I'm not,
So please make me the fantasy
That keeps our loving hot.

Poem - I love you with all I am

I love you with all I am
And all I'll ever be.
You are my moon,
my sun and stars,
My earth, my sky, my sea.

My love for you goes down and down
Beneath both life and death,
So deep it must remain when
I Have drawn my last faint breath.

Holding you for months and years
Will make Time disappear,
Will make your lips my lips, your face
My face, your tear my tear;
Will make us one strange personage

All intertwined in bliss,
Not man or woman, live or dead--
Just nothing--but a kiss!

Manage your accomodation




Ok, I'm gonna write another post about accomodation.

This time i'm gonna write about accomodation in the United Kingdom. Do you plan to go there? Having a vacation there is very exciting. Not only because the view, the tourist attraction, but of course, because of the football.

Going to United Kingdom means watching a lot of great matches. Because the ticket for matches are already expensive, I believe that all of you want to find a cheap hotel and accomodation. Don't worry, it is easy to find many cheap hotels.

Great hotel means a great vacation. You can find your own cheap hotels in United Kingdom. London hotels , Manchester hotels, and Birmingham hotels. Or even you can find cheap hotels in other cities in other countries, like Paris hotels, ets.

Funny Pic - You're in trouble!


Funny Pic - Really Fast!


Toronto Accomodation

Have you ever going to Toronto? It is a magnificent city in Canada. Many Americans go there to see its magnificent.

To go to other city or country you need to find your accommodation. There are many hotels in Toronto that you can choose. Have you wonder to get your self Toronto bed and breakfast? Try it, because bed and breakfast in Toronto is amazing.

Pack your belongings now and go there to free your self in Toronto.

Read my other posts for other cities.

Joke - Don't say that

Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man...

1 This explains your car.
2 I never saw one like that before.
3 But it still works, right?
4 Are you cold?
5 I guess this makes me the early bird.
6 Ahhhh, it's cute.
7 Can I be honest with you?
8 Maybe it looks better in natural light.
9 Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10 Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

Joke - Emergency

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

Poem - All I ever wanted is in you

Love, laughter, a pillow for my fears.
I want to give and to be given to
So I might feel myself flow through the years
Alive in you, the wonder of my tears

Poem - Beautiful

Beautiful eyes, beautiful face,
I'm shy to talk to you.
You're the eagle I must watchN
o matter what I do.

You're the beauty, wild and free,
The mistress of my eyes,
Rolling through exultant air,
Alone in pristine skies.

I would take you for my own
Could I but have your wings,
Could I but go where night begins
And frozen sunlight sings.

Could I but have you for my love,
How might we fly together!
But I must watch you from below
And long for you forever.
But I must be the one below
And long for you forever.

Beer of the Month CLub

Hey do you like to drink beer or wine? If yes, then I have news that will make you happy. This is about beer of the month club. Have you heard it? Yes, there is beer of the month club and wine of the month club. They are keep on giving gift special for member of the beer, wine or cigar of the month club. The gift are perfect you’re your holidays, your or someone that you love birthdays, or any special occasion that you want to celebrate.

All you have to do is join the monthly beer club. Then you will have access to have the gift. The only rule is that you must be 21 years or older to order and receive this product. Just that!

Even popular magazines and newspaper around the world give witnesses about the great benefit from join the club. You can choose your own membership, your term of payment and your way of delivery.

Just join and you will get the special gift. Beside the beer and wine of the month club, there are also other clubs, like flower, cigar, fruit, or even chocolate of the month club.

Joke - Jailbreak

there are 3 women who escape form a jail.

a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette.

They see 3 potato sacks on the edge of the road, and each jumps in one to hide from the police.

2 officers see the sacks "lets check these sacks" the first one says. he kicks the redhead's sack, "Meow!"

she says "nothing but a cat in this one then he kicks the brunette's, "Woof!" she says, "Nothing but a dog in this one!

he kick's the blonde's sack "Po-ta-to!"

Joke - Head and Shoulder

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were in an elevator when a handsome man stepped in.

After a couple of floors he leaves the elevator .

After he left the red head said "Man was he hot!"

the brunette said "Yeah but he could use some head and shoulders"

The blonde thought for a while and said "How do you give a man shoulders?"

Drug Treatment

Do you know someone who is suffer from drug or alcohol? Or maybe yourself who suffer from it? Drug and alcohol are bad things. They are only will suffer your life. They will keep distance from you and your family or the people you loved. I’m not blaming you. But you must take actions. Don’t just wait until the things will take you to hell. There are many Drug Rehabilitation centers with a highly qualified and sensitive staff to assist you or your loved one on the road to recovery.
The most important thing is for you to knowledge that your self needed help. Don’t wait until full moon to get help.

Alcoholism is an annoying thing. If you often drink alcohol then you can suffer an alcholism. Even if you stop drink it, the disease process will still work. What if your intestine or your gaster already have wound in it? It is not an easy thing to get rid your addictive though. Alcohol Rehab is for people who are ready to take responsibility and take an active part in their own healing. There will be qualified professionals to help you every step of the way but the outcome also lies in your hands. The one that must take an action is your self!

Usually drug abuse and alcohol abuse is interact each other. If you are an alcoholic then maybe you are a drug user. If you are a drug user then matbe you are an alcoholic. Well, not always. But there are many cases that shows. In seeking Drug Treatment it is essential that each person be treated as an individual, understanding the specific underlying factors and treating it as a disease. Drug treatment is a must for you who suffered from it.

Drug and Alcohol abuse affects millions of Americans and people in the world every day. Beside it will destroyed your body, it will also destroy your social life, destroying your relationship, your family. You don’t want your kid grow up without their dam/mom, right? Alcohol and drug rehabilitation is a serious step towards a new life, a new beginning and we are all worth it. Learn how to live your life to the fullest day by day. Get rid your addiction to be a healthy normal person again. Reach your goal. With a strong mind you can do it. Only you can do it. Every moment of your life is precious, don’t waste it please.

Joke - Psychic Advice

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

Joke - The brain of man and woman

A Girl was in the hospital, her parents sat waiting in the waiting room...

finally the doctor comes out. Both parents jump up, and the whole room watches.

"Is it serious?" the mom asked. "She needs a brain transplant" the doctor replies. Both parents stand silent for a moment...

then the father asks, "How much is it gonna cost?"

The brain? Girl's are 450 dollars, and boy's are 5,800dollars"

All the men in the room seem to chuckle to themselves, then finally the fatherbrings himself to ask, "Why are the boys more expensive than the girl's?"

The doctor looks at him and replies, "We have to mark the girl's down because they're used."

Lyric - If you were my baby by David Cook

We were as one, babe
for a moment in time.
And it seemed everlasting,
that you would always be mine.
Now you wanna be free,
so I'm letting you fly,
'cause I know in my heart, babe,
our love will never die.
You'll always be a part of me.
I'm part of you indefinitely.
Boy, don't you know you can't escape me.
Ooh darling, cause you'll always be my baby.
And we'll linger on.
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
No way you're ever gonna shake me.
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby.
I ain't gonna cry, no,
and I won't beg you to stay.
If you're determined to leave boy,
I will not stand in your way.
But inevitably
you'll be back again,
'cause you know in your heart, babe,
our love will never end.
You'll always be a part of me.
I'm part of you indefinitely.
Boy, don't you know you can't escape me.
Ooh darling, cause you'll always be my baby.
And we'll linger on.
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
No way you're ever gonna shake me.
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby.
I know that you'll be back, boy,
when your days and your nights get a little bit colder.
I know that you'll be right back, baby.
Baby, believe me, it's only a matter of time, time.
You'll always be a part of me.
I'm part of you indefinitely.
Boy, don't you know you can't escape me.
Ooh darling, cause you'll always be my baby.
And we'll linger on.
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
No way you're ever gonna shake me.
Oh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby.
You'll always be a part of me.
I'm part of you indefinitely.
Boy, don't you know you can't escape me.
Ooh darling, cause you'll always be my baby.
And we'll linger on.
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
No way you're ever gonna shake me.
Oh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby

Lyric - Beautiful Girl by Sean Kingston

You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it will never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do you dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

See it started at the park, used to chill after dark
Oh, when you took my arm, that's when we fell apart
Cause we both thought, that love last forever
They say we're to young, to get ourselves' sprung
Oh we didn't care, we made it very clear
And they also said, that we couldn't last together
See it's very divine, you're one of a kind
But you mush up my mind, you ought to get declined
Oh Lord
My baby is driving me crazy
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it will never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do you dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
It was back in 99, watching movies all the time
Oh when i went away for doing my first crime
And I never thought, that we was gonna see each other
And then I came out, mommy move me down south
And oh, I was with my girl, who i though was my world
It came out to be, that she wasn't the girl for mesee it's very divine,
you're one of a kindbut you mush up my mind,
you ought to get declineoh lord my baby is driving me crazy
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it will never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do you dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
now we are fussing and now we are fighting
please tell me why, i'm feeling slighted
and i don't know, how to make it better
your dating other guys, your telling me lies
oh i can't believe what i'm seeing with my eyes
i'm losing my mind, and i don't think it's clever
You're way too beautiful girlT
hat's why it will never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal, suicidal!!

take a credit




Nowadays, real money does not matter again. You can buy something or pay your bill without bring your cash. Thanks to banking technology, you only have to bring just one card. Credit Card.

Using credit card is as simple as it can be. You just choose what things you want to buy and let the card do the rest. Only with just one action of the card you already can take the things pleasure.

One thing that you must be reminded is please uses your card with care. Maybe it is tempting if your card applied has been approved for the first time. It is tickle you just to buy everything. Yes, every single thing that even you don’t know what to do with that thing. Do not buy something that more expensive than your own money in the bank. Do not buy something that you can’t afford it. Do not push your self. Remember, you must have a budget. Using credit card with care means you take a good care of your self.

There are many kinds of credit card, Visa, Master Card, American Express, ets. You can choose what is the credit card that you need. What is that makes your self feel comfortable in payment. That is why you must read the review of credit cards first. You must know about the card itself.

Just remember, use the credit cards wisely.

Superhero - Thor


Real Name : Thor Odinson


Appearance : Journey into Mystery #83 (Aug. 1962).

History : The Marvel version of Thor is noble and very self-assured, sometimes to the point of arrogance. Thor's father Odin decides his son needs to be taught humility and consequently places Thor (without memories of godhood) into the body and memories of an existing, partially disabled human medical student, Donald Blake. After becoming a doctor and thoroughly believing himself to be the young surgeon Blake, he later discovers Thor's disguised hammer and learns to change back and forth into the Thunder God. The real Blake's persona remains elsewhere until many years later, after Odin becomes satisfied of Thor's humility and lifts the spell, thereby removing the need for a mortal alter ego. The mortal experience, however, shapes Thor into an honorable and courteous individual, who is loyal to all comrades.

Power : virtually inexhaustible godly stamina, high resistance to physical injury (eg. rocketfire, falls from orbital heights) and superhuman speed and reflexes.

Superhero - Hulk


Real Name : Dr. Robert Bruce Banner

First Appearance : The Incredible Hulk #1 (May 1962)

History : Dr. Robert Bruce Banner was caught in the blast of a gamma bomb he created, he was transformed into the Hulk, a raging monster.

Power : - the potential for limitless physical strength
- His durability, healing, and endurance increase in relation to his temper
- extremely resistant to most forms of injury or damage, including physical,
psychic, environmental extremes, and is immune to disease and poisons
- His powerful legs allow him to leap into lower Earth orbit or across
continents

Going to France

Whoa, This time I will tell you about travel accommodation In France. Same as Italy, France is also a beautiful country. The people in France are so called class people. France is well known as fashion country. The most well known city in France is Paris.

Booking your accommodation in France is an easy way. Just book it online. Then you can fine good Paris hotel. Only with one click you already can make the solution. You will feel Paris bed and breakfast specially made for you. Hotel Paris is waiting for you!

Poem - Theory

Into love and out again,

Thus I went, and thus I go.

Spare your voice, and hold your pen-

Well and bitterly I know

All the songs were ever sung,

All the words were ever said;

Could it be, when I was young, S

omeone dropped me on my head?

-Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)

Poem - From This Day

From this day forward,

You shall not walk alone.

My heart will be your shelter,

And my arms will be your home.

Poem - The Thought Electric Wings Across the Shallows

The thought electric wings across the shallows,
Wheeling like a cry from friend to friend.
Each virtual lover feels so well connected,
Neither needed, nor apt to be neglected,
That intimacies swiftly dart and blend,
Yet separate unerringly as swallows.
Soon will our dreams emerge from eaves and hollows,
Entering one dreamer without end:Visions into messages,
reflectedEach by instant each, as each thought follows
Nothing that we now can comprehend.


By Dmitri Shostakovich

Poem - Bones and Fire

Bones and fire,
Fire and bones:
We cannot look!
It will sear our eyes!
Even here is beauty,
The ashes of love.
To see you truly
I would have to die.


By Dimitri Shostakovich

duit pertama..

Akhirnya dapet juga duit pertama... hehehehe... :-D


get your sixpack abs!



wanna get sixpack abs? no? okay..

this post made for guys who dreamed about making their abs looked nice..

i think making a sixpack abs is difficult because your body fat must be in low level.. i'm proud of my self for 4-packs-abs-only..
this what you must do :



1. EXERCISE


--> yes, exercise is important. the best way to make your body fat low is by doing aerobic exercise, like running, jogging, swimming, cycling, etc. After that, you can make your abs muscle more contracted by doing abs work out like sit up.


It is no use if you doing aerobic without abs work out. Nevertheless, it is also no use to do abs work out wihout aerobic.


The best time to do aerobic is after you wake up in the morning, because you still don't consumed anything.


I often drink coffee before my aerobic time, because it is proven to make your storaged fat in your body burned up.


2. EAT WELL n' REST WELL


--> Throw away all that junk foods and soft drinks! Remember to drink mineral water min. 2 L per day.


You also must rest between 6-8 hours per day.


Remember, be healthy for your own good..

Online Pool

I like to play pool or billiard in reality life. Although I’m not that, I enjoy it. Because not everyday I can play it, I prefer to play the games.

Nowadays I can play online billiard in the net. Just find it in the search engine. I know this billiardmagis site. It is a great site to play online billiards. It offers 3 different plays, like snooker, pool, 9 ball pool, 8 ball, etc. Maybe what I don’t like from the site design is that it is feel unnatural design. Maybe the developer can make the site design more alive.

To read my other post about online games click here.

Poem - a white rose

The red rose whispers of passion,
And the white rose breathes of love;
Oh, the red rose is a falcon,
And the white rose is a dove.
But I send you a cream-white rosebud,
With a flush on its petal tips;
For the love that is purest and sweetest
Has a kiss of desire on the lips.


-John Boyle O'Reilly

Poem - The Taxi

When I go away from you
The world beats dead
Like a slackened drum.
I call out for you against the jutted stars
And shout into the ridges of the wind.
Streets coming fast,
One after the other,
Wedge you away from me,
And the lamps of the city prick my eyes
So that I can no longer see your face.
Why should I leave you,
To wound myself upon the sharp edges of the night?


-Amy Lowell (1874-1925)

Monday, April 21, 2008

sparkle




Have you downloaded your new mac games? If you have not, I will tell you about the new sparkle for mac games. Yes it is free mac games. All you need is just downloaded it straight to your PC. Then you can play it instantly! Wooahh.. It is so cool.

But before you playing games, remember to do all your works first. Then you can play it with relax.

Read my latest post about games.

Bangkit Milan!!!

Jika berbicara mengenai sepak bola, saya mempunyai 2 tim favorit, yang 1 adalah Manchester United dan 1 lagi adalan AC Milan.




Kenapa saya menyukai AC Milan? Jawabannya cukup simple. Ingatan pertama saya tentang sepakbola adalah George Weah yang berseragam merah-hitam sedang menggiring bola. Dan sejak saat itu saya menyukai AC Milan.

Mungkin saya sekarang tidak terlalu mengikuti perkembangan liga Italia lagi dibandingkan liga Inggris. Sampai2 ketika kemarin pas liburan main Winning Eleven saya pun merasa asing dengan pemain tim2 dari Italia.

Kembali ke Milan, saat ini saya merasa miris melihat tim yang satu ini. Musim ini keangkeran San Siro benar2 sudah hilang. Milan begitu sering kalah di kandang. Musim depan saja belum tentu akan berkiprah di Liga Champion, padahal musim kemarin mereka juara. Menurut saya Milan sekarang adalah adalah tim yang punyai skill tinggi tapi stamina 0 besar.

Lihat saja susunan pemainnya, rata2 pemainnya sudah berumur 30 tahun ke atas. Ini List nya:




GK : Dida (Lahir 1973), Kalac (1972), Fiori (1969)

DF : Cafu (1970), Maldini (1968), Kaladze (1978), Nesta (1976), Simic (1975), Jankulovski (1977), Favalli (1972), Bonera (1981), Serginho (1971), Digao (1985), Matteo (1989), Oddo (1976)

MF : Emerson (1976), Gattuso (1978), Seedorf (1976), Gourcuff (1986), Pirlo (1979), Ambrosinni (1977), Brocchi (1976), Ba (1973 - ini orang masih di Milan ternyata)

FW : Pato (1989), Inzaghi (1973), Gilardino (1982), Kaka (1982), Aubameyang (1987), Ronaldo (1976)

Bayangkan, dari 29 pemain Milan, 20 orang berumur diatas 30 tahun! Belum lagi tim inti Milan yang biasanya hanya Kaka, Pirlo, dan belakangan Pato yang berumur di bawah 30 tahun. Jadi apalah artinya gocekan2 mantap, operan2 maut, tanpa ada orang yang bisa mengejar bola karena sudah keburu capek??

Belum lagi kabar bahwa Milan akan kembali membeli Shevchenko dan Ronaldinho, dimana keduanya juga sudah berumur di atas 30 tahun.

Miris..

Jika saya punya wewenang untuk mengubah Milan, akan saya rombak semua susunan pemainnya. Let the Youngster era begin!

Ayo Bangkit MILAN!!!





Sunday, April 20, 2008

the butterfly effect


I think one of the coolest fictional disease is the disease in the butterfly effect movie.

The movie title is a reference to the butterfly effect, which theorises that a change in something seemingly innocuous, such as a flap of a butterfly's wings, may cause unexpected larger changes in the future, such as a tornado. It is like when you do this one thing something will happen, and when you do another thing other thing will happen.
It is logic enough, rite?

The movie is enjoyable. The main character blacks out frequently, often at moments of high stress. I personally think that this disease can happen in the real world, but without “the back to the past and change the future” part.

The lesson that we can take from this movie is even though our intentions are good, the actions we takes always have unintended consequences.

video game maniac



It is video game time! Yes, it's true that i am a video game maniac. I love to play games so much. Eventhough my girl sometimes get moody because i forget to send her messages or call her thanks to my games activity.

Do you already have Nintendo Wii console ? Nope? Now, if you want to buy it, don't forget to compare the price between retails and e-bay. Sometimes you can get a lot of difference. The price can be high and low at the same week. So you better pay attention. Also don't forget to read the review incase you wonder how do the machine works. After you get all the informations you search, then you can buy it.

If you don't like Nintendo Wii console, you can try Sony Playstation 3 with various hard disk. There are 20 GB, 30 GB, and 60 GB. You can choose which one you prefer.

Don't forget to include Microsoft XBox 360 special HALO edition in your mind. Just read the machine name you can imagine what you will get. Special HALO pics and themes! Whooaaahhh!

To concluding which one is the best, once again you must read the reviews and don't forget to campare the prices. You don't want to buy cats in the craddle.

On a desert island

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the Irishman. With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.

He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!" "And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good Irish Whiskey?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "Tis absolutely fantastic!" At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too."

michael johns

well because i already can upload from youtube, i'm gonna let you guys see one of american idol 7 contestant..



his name is michael johns, and he always did great with queen's songs. it is a pity he is already eliminated..


Joke - railroad

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend.

He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on.

While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was.

Predictably, he's hit and is thrown, ass-over-tea-kettle, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party.

While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the teakettle whistling.

He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal.

His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man, "Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"

The desert man replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small."

Joke - too tired to go on

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore.

So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore."

She swam out five miles, and got really tired.

She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it.

I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve."

So she attempts to swim out.

The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired.

After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. The blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too."

So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island.

The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

ride ferry to greece


If someone ask you about greek what come in your mind? Beautiful country? Exotic island? Amazing history? Yes, you can name it all, because that what greek are.

Now imagine doing a trip to greek but instead doing it with aeroplane, you doing it with ferry. What do you think? Isn't it amazing?

You can see all beautiful thing son your way to the beautiful island. Doing trip with ferry is more relaxing, comforting and enjoying. You just take your time and let the ferry doing its job, and suddenly you are arrive in greece.

What you must do is just book your ticket. You know you can book it online. The ferry will make to major ports.

tired of drug?

This post and this one are made for you people whom seeking help in drug treatment or drug rehab. It is for people you know, your family, or even your self.

I know that drug is bad. But not all people think the same way like I do. Maybe they want to try it a little bit and then can’t stop it, or get forced by someone, or even they need something to help them forget their problem. So these people are not completely guilty.

Are you tired with their or your drug addict? Need help? Just contact Cliffside Malibu. I believe they can help you. They specializes in helping people for drug rehab, drug treatment, alcohol rehab center and they who have chronic alcoholism, bulimia or anorexia, minor psychotic, and other disorders that connect with the drug.

Cliffside Malibu knows what they doing. They combine a variety ways in doing their job. The components of the rehab include detoxification, individual and group therapy, treatment for the minor psychotic, and alternative medicine that using no ordinary drugs.

Drug rehabilitation is not as easy as it looks. It is also not as difficult as you think. What you really need is a strong motivation for your self or giving it to people you loved.

Joke - 3 man and 3 wishes

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician.

The magician was standing at the top of a slide.

The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink.

When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink.

The first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer.

The second guy went down the slide yelling,''lemonadeee!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade.

The third guy went down the slide yelling ''wheeeeeeeee!!!'''

Joke - Seving at a desert

A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost.

On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks.

He asked the sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?"

The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel."

The captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters.

The captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel.

As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

shopping all the way


Shopping has been a hobby for women for many years. Like men who like to sport, women like to shopping. Sometimes you can find women who addicted to shop so much.


Women like that need a guide in shopping. Not just guided by their insting, or even look at their friends clothing. They must have a guide to make them sure they are now in the latest trends. It will make them feel good.


Fashion is important for shopping women. Please do not use clothing made by an unknown designer fashions. Use a famous designer brand for your own good. You do not want to your skin feel itchy for an unknown person right?


Not all women has the average size. Furthermore, many of them do not have the body like supermodel. For real i mean. Special sizes nowadays are east to find.

apologize - one republic

after searching in many ways, finally i know what's the title of this song and who sang it.. i believe many of you have already hear this song.. great isn't it?



I'm holding on your rope,
Got me ten feet off the ground
I'm hearin what you say
but I just can't make a sound
You tell me that you need me
Then you go and cut me down,
but wait
You tell me that you're sorry
Didn't think I'd turn around, and say that...
It's too late to apologize,
it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize,
it's too late

I'd take another chance, take a fall
Take a shot for you
And I need you like a heart needs a beat
But it's nothing new
I loved you with a fire red-Now it's turning blue,
and you say..."Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid...
It's too late to apologize,
it's too lateI said
it's too late to apologize,
it's too late

Bridge (guitar/piano)
It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
It's too late to apologize, yeahI said it's too late to apologize,
yeah-I'm holdin on your rope,
got me ten feet off the ground...

pengen jadi orang kaya..

inget lagu-nya oppie ga?

yang ini :


"andai aaaaa...aaa..aaaakuuu jadi orang kayaaaa.....


andai aaaa......aaaa.....aaaa... ga usah pake kerja....."




pengen banget tu...

tapi untuk sementara syukurin aja apa yang ada dulu :-)

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